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"Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins."

- The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

(via togepric)

putins-boyfriend:

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via lstzero)

imnotjailbait:

shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher

(Source: sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp, via beeallet)

(Source: incomparablyme, via beeallet)

annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

(via beeallet)

bravodelta9:

steviepsyclone:

werebottom:

UFC fighter Kyle Kingsbury showing his support for the LGBT community - Legalize Gay

Look at the disappointment in that salty bitch’s eyes

You used my gif!

(Source: sexylthings, via dblack77)

teenwolf:

So beautiful…I can’t even

morfeo-ferran:

Igor Stepanov

theparamores:

Monumentour

(via onlyproof)

iamjordan1:

Speak on it!!!

(Source: chloeparkers, via thegrinchwhostolediamonds)

celticlokean:

supershawarmalock:

mmeadowss:

parenting done right

Never not reblog Morticia Addams

I love the expression on her face in the last one. “Can you believe she was going to use such a small blade?”

(via thesleepylittlebear)

modestdemidov:

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(via theonethatalwaysgotaway)